Reasons why I love my new iPhone

1. I no longer have to experience youth with whom I work laughing when I pull out my ancient flip phone,
2. I've discovered that I can connect to the web portal for my work's e-mail (new and old work site) from my iPhone, making it as useful as any senior manger's Blackberry, and
3. My sweetie and I can text each other to our hearts' content. Don't laugh, this firmly propels the technological age of our relationship into the late 1990s.