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This is possibly the best spam e-mail I have ever recieved.  Its arrival in my inbox today brightened my afternoon.  If only things were this easy:

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Greetings,

I am a Civil Staff working under United States Marine Corps
operating with the Engineering military Dept unit in Baghdad, Iraq, we
discover about $65 Million US dollars that we want to move out but we
need a good partner we can trust. This fund is oil money and legal.
Click on the link bellow for more information

http://news.bbc.co.
uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm


We will be moving these funds out of
Iraq through the assistance of UN diplomatic officer. But the question
is can we trust you when the funds get to you? You will take your 30%
for the assistance and keep the remaining for us in a safe custody.
Your role is to find a safe place for the funds while our own part is
sending it to you.

Your Reply Needed

Michael Joseph
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