Six Degrees of What...

Here's another offer that's too good to be a true:

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So, what degree do I actually deserve.  A PH.D. in avoidance?  A Post-Doc in procrastination?  At the very least a Master of Time Wastage.  That. M.T.W. would be more appropiate than my present M.S.W. most days.

 

B.

Another "Oopportunity"

I may not not quit my job, yet.  Here's another one:

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Greetings,

I am a Civil Staff working under United States Marine Corps operating with the Engineering military Dept unit in Baghdad, Iraq, we discover about $65 Million US dollars that we want to move out but we need a good partner we can trust. This fund is oil money and legal. Click on the link bellow for more information

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm

We will be moving these funds out of Iraq through the assistance of UN diplomatic officer. But the question is can we trust you when the funds get to you? You will take your 30% for the assistance and keep the remaining for us in a safe custody. Your role is to find a safe place for the funds while our own part is sending it to you.
 
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Michael Joseph

 

Songs in the Key of "M"?

Songs with the word "monkey" in the title:

 

1)  Everyone's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - The Beatles from the White Album

 

2)  Monkey's Gone to Heaven - The Pixies - Album?  (I have it on a greatest hits compilation)

 

3)  _____________________________________________?

 

There must be more!

 

Help me before this becomes yet another obsession,

B.